Tuesday, July 10, 2018

15 Good Clean Jokes to make you chuckle



Here are 15 recent favorite good clean jokes to give you and your family a chuckle:


1.) My kid told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 


2.) ​I, for one, like Roman Numerals​


3.) Two soldiers are in a tank.
​ ​One looks at the other and says, “BLUBLUBBLUBLUBBLUB.”


4.) What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?


5.) How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheburg


6.) Do you know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees?

Because they're really good at it!


7.) Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. 

That’s just how I roll.


8.) What do we want?

Low flying airplane noises!

When do we want them?

NNNEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWW.


9.) What do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.


10.) What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador.


11.) Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.


12.) People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones. But people in Abu Dhabi do!


13.) What's a foot long and slippery?

A slipper.


14.) Knock knock.

Who’s there?

A little old lady?

A little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!


15.) And finally, a C original:

What's a chicken's favorite vegetable?

BroGAWKccoli!

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What are your favorite good clean jokes? 

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1 comment:

  1. Ha!
    Excellent work Charlotte!
    I've read through your list and am still laughing at your flamingo joke.
    Here's another recent favorite of mine:
    So, I gave my friend an elephant for her room.
    She thanked me.
    I said, "Don't mention it."

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